Host and Producer, Rolling Misadventures Derek is the original mind behind this whole fiasco (see what we did there?) who decided that the podcast world needed a little more chaos and that his world needed a lot more late nights spent editing each episode's joyous nonsense into something coherent. Derek's magic power is being able to leap from "hilarious" to "hey wait, this is giving me feelings" in a single bound. Stats: Characters: Mostly Dead Coffee: Yes Impressions: Bane Patience: Remarkable